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(563): View more from Iowa

I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood

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(804): View more from Virginia

the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight

(1-804): View more from Virginia

i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?

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(206): View more from Washington

it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"

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(812): View more from Indiana

The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age

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(562): View more from California

Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.

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(386): View more from Florida

I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.

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