He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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