I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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