Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
