that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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