Me too!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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