Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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