If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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