So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
