"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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