I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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