i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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