About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Blood and glitter go together right?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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