If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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