whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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