The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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