Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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