My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize