it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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