did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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