no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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