you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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