just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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