is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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