I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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