Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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