You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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