Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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