some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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