??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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