You were right. It hurts to walk today.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
