Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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