I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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