He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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