all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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