OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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