i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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