i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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