let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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