I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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