My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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