i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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