She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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