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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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