Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
