I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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