I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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