you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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