YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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