I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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