singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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