I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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