just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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